Matthew Miner's Assorted Anathematic Automations

Cursed Programming Projects I've Found

Very Cursed

arpchat
Chat app over arp
Cello
A library to add dynamic typing to C
CSS-Only Chat
Async web chat implemented in pure CSS + HTML
css-sweeper
Minesweeper implemented in pure CSS + HTML
ctypes.sh
An FFI for bash
CursedFS
Script to format your drive as both ext2 and FAT
Excel VM
A compiler from C to Microsoft Excel Spreadsheet
Extremely Linear Git History
Makes git short hashes incremental
git-blame-someone-else
goto (and comefrom) for Python
goto in bash
M/o/Vfuscator
C compiler that only uses mov instructions
MS Paint IDE
Turns any image editor into an IDE
mitnal
Twitter client for UEFI
PeachPie
A compiler from PHP to .NET
pointers.py
A library to add pointers to Python
PowerPointTM™
A turing machine implemented in PowerPoint
react-use-c
Use C code in React
sedmario
Mario implemented in pure sed
WinGPT
A ChatGPT client for Windows 3.1, complete with backported TLS
WORDle 97
Wordle implemented in Word 97 macros

More Just Funny

Chicago95
Windows 95 theme for xfce
Hexagony
Hexagon-shaped programming language
Minegrub
Minecraft theme for grub